Our Plan

As stated previously, the country as a whole has so far done nothing to stop this growing epidemic in its tracks. The only explanation I can think of is that, obviously, the ocean is both creepy and spooky. Nobody, however, deals with scares and spooks with more courage and determination than a team of highly trained Fushigi extractors that are handpicked by Barack Obama himself. It is clear that this is the best solution to this spooky problem. So far, to me and my colleagues’ knowledge, there is not a single government agency in the entire world that is dedicated to retrieving these juggling devices. In fact, no agencies have even publicly acknowledged the existence of this dilemma at all. If they won’t step up to the plate and take action, then the Fushigi extractors will.

Chim Richalds